and you actually want to start playing, right? Well, directly to the right is the download link. Simply save it in your "Awesome Game" directory on your computer and boot up the exe! Prepare for amazing.
Okay, so, you're done reading,
See those buttons right next to here? Those are the links. Click your preferred site and follow the directions to the left. Have fun. Remember to report all found bugs and leave comments so I can improve upon the game!
See ya in Suh Burb.
But wait! You're new and don't know the controls? I'll clarify.
Arrow Keys- Basic Movement
Spacebar- Jump/Double Jump/Talk
Note: To talk to anyone, stand still nearby and press Space. This IS important. All events and whatever are triggered by talking. Make sure to talk to everyone!
Forward+F- Front Flip
The file may seem big at first, but then you'll wonder how I was able to fit so much awesome into only that size.